On a recent trip to Columbia, South America. The Unites States Secret Service decided it would be a good idea if they turned Obama’s trip down south into a Bachelor Party. From what I have been reading, it seems it is very common in Columbia for women to have sex for money. A dozen or so United States Secret Service Agents decided they are going to party the night away with a few Colombian ladies of the night. Yes, Prostitutes. I just wonder what in the world these secret service agents were thinking. They are in a very high end hotel, that is packed with US Security, Colombian Security. White House staff and most importantly, members of the press. With the way today’s media is, you have to be out of your god damned mined to be doing something like this with all of the news outlets covering an Obama visit like this.
The greatest part of this entire story is the background story of how these genius’s got caught. It seems that it started from an argument between one of the agents and one of the prostitutes. What are they arguing about you ask? The $47 that the agent did not want to pay to the woman he had relations with. Are you kidding me? $47? You have to be kidding me. I am assuming that this guy has never had a relationship with a Latin woman. I am that all Latin woman are money hungry prostitutes. What I am saying is that they don’t take crap from anyone, and they will throw a loud and obnoxious fit if they think it is necessary. At this time, this prostitute thought it was necessary and was banging on doors and walls trying to get a hold of her $47. Pretty insane if you ask me. Now these guys are going to have to get interrogated, and most likely lose there jobs for one guy who was to cheap to give up just shy of $50.
I personally don’t really care about any of this. I just want to see pictures of the sexy Colombian girls!



I am not much of a big lottery player. I see all these people at the local grocery yelling at the lotto guy: “Double Box, Triple Box, 4, 10, 54, 36 Straight”. I will be honost, I have no idea what these guys are talking about. The only time I really get involved with playing the lotto is when the PowerBall or MegaMillions are north of $150 Million. Not like I couldn’t us anything below. I am just a sheep following the hurd like the rest of the crazies that I saw bum rushing bodega’s for the hope of becoming worth a half of a billion dollars from a dollar and a dream.